ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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