watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
