No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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