You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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