well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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