we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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