everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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