Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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