So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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