I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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