Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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