I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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