dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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