I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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