Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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