Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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