Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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