i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
