We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry my hands just texted you
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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