Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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