How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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