Will you blow on my dice?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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