if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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