Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
