I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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