I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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