I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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