dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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Someone shattered a urinal.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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