shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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