Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
