He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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