dude i'm inner monologue high
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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