We won't sleep together?
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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