How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
