four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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