Already got asked if we're dating
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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