you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
