i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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