She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
