why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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