The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
you inspire me to be a worse person
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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