talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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