Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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