Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There's always time for handjobs
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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