Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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