I'm drive I can fine osifer
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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