so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize
