Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She bit a glass in half.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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