I'm going to rape someone's good day.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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