yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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