I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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