Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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