I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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