its not stalking. its research.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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