She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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