Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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