TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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